Hidden Litter Box Planter
A litter box disguised as a large clay pot with a fake plant on top. Guests see a houseplant. The cat knows the truth.
Funny and a bit daft
Gag gifts and absurd objects for people who take their cat very seriously.
Exploding Kittens
A fast card game of drawing cards until someone hits an exploding kitten, unless they hold a laser pointer or a catnip sandwich to defuse it. Two to five players, fifteen minutes.
Cat Butt Magnets
A set of fridge magnets showing cats from the angle they prefer to present. Tasteless, cheap and exactly right for a certain kind of friend.
Custom Plush of Your Cat
A handmade soft-toy replica of one specific cat, markings and all, built from your photos. Odd, expensive and frequently cried over.
Yeowww! Catnip Banana
A cotton banana stuffed with nothing but catnip. Expect bunny kicks, drooling and a cat hugging fruit.
Shark Cat Bed
A plush cave shaped like a shark and entered through the mouth. From outside it looks as though your cat is being eaten, which is the entire appeal.
Happy Trails Pet Stroller
A zipless mesh stroller for cats who want the walk without the walking. It folds for the car boot.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You
The Oatmeal's comic guide to cat behaviour, from kneading to staring. A dependable present for anyone who lives with one.
FluentPet Talking Buttons
Recordable buttons on hexagonal floor tiles. You record a word; the cat presses it. Whether that counts as language is debated. The videos are not.
I Could Pee on This
A small book of poems written from the cat's point of view, on subjects such as doors, laps and the thing on the counter.
Flopping Fish
A rechargeable plush fish that thrashes when touched and goes still when left alone. It comes with a pouch for catnip.
Cat Playhouse
Flat-pack cardboard houses shaped like a tank and other vehicles. Quick to fold together, and the cat finally has a box with a theme.
Crafting with Cat Hair
Instructions for felting shed fur into finger puppets, badges and bag decorations. A real book, and a use for what the brush collects.
Cats on Catnip
A photo book of cats mid-catnip: eyes wide, tongues out, dignity gone.
Meowijuana Catnip
Catnip sold with a straight face in jars, buds and rolled paper sticks. The product is ordinary herb; the packaging is the joke.
Cat Socks
Loud socks with cats on them and something rude or true written underneath.
Cat Scratch DJ Deck
A cardboard scratcher printed as a turntable, with a record that spins and a tone arm that moves. The cat scratches; you take the photo.
Cat Butt Tissue Holder
A tissue box cover shaped like the back end of a cat. Tissues are dispensed from exactly where you think.
Custom Cat Face Socks
Socks printed with one particular cat's face, repeated all over. Upload a photo and choose a colour.
Royal Pet Portrait
Your cat painted as a general, a duchess or a renaissance noble, from a photo you upload. Printed on canvas or paper.
Purr Tea Infuser
A silicone cat that hangs over the rim of a mug by its paws and steeps the tea in its body.
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